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How to Handle It Yourself, And When to Hand It Off

Real, no-jargon checklists for every service we offer in the Pacific Northwest. Walk through them at your own pace. When you'd rather not, we'll handle the whole list for you.

General guidance only. Every home is different. If anything feels unsafe or out of your comfort zone, stop and call a pro. House Spouse is not responsible for outcomes from self-performed work.

Plan your year

Plan your year

Home Health Assessment

Before you tackle anything, know what your home actually needs. Walk every room and the exterior with a notebook and rank issues by urgency.

Your checklist

  • Walk every room and write down anything that looks worn, leaky, cracked, or stuck.
  • Step outside and check roof, gutters, siding, foundation, and exterior caulking.
  • Open every faucet and flush every toilet. Listen and look for slow drains or running water.
  • Test smoke and CO detectors. Replace batteries that are over a year old.
  • Group your list into Now, This Quarter, and This Year.
  • Get quotes for anything you'll hire out. Schedule the seasonal items.

Call us when: You want it done for you, with a written report, photo documentation, and a 12-month plan.

Plan your year

Pre-Sale Home Prep

Buyers see fresh paint, clean caulking, and zero deferred maintenance. Knock out the obvious eyesores before the listing photos.

Your checklist

  • Touch up scuffs on walls, trim, and doors with matching paint.
  • Re-caulk kitchen counters, bathroom tubs, and exterior trim where it has cracked.
  • Replace any burned-out bulbs and switch to matching warm white.
  • Power wash the driveway, walkway, and front porch.
  • Refresh landscaping edges, mulch beds, and trim shrubs back from siding.
  • Tighten every loose handle, hinge, and toilet seat in the house.

Call us when: You want the punch list handled in one visit so it shows perfect on day one.

Inspect & diagnose

Inspect & diagnose

Crawlspace Inspections

Your crawlspace is where moisture problems hide. Once a year, look (or send a phone on a stick) and check for water, rodents, and torn vapor barrier.

Your checklist

  • Open the access hatch and shine a strong flashlight inside before entering.
  • Look for standing water, wet soil, or dark stains on framing.
  • Check that vapor barrier (plastic sheeting) covers the ground fully and is taped at seams.
  • Look up at insulation. Sagging, wet, or missing batts are red flags.
  • Scan for rodent droppings, chewed insulation, or burrow holes.
  • Photograph anything questionable and date the photos for next year.

Call us when: You see standing water, mold, sagging insulation, or rodent activity. Don't go in.

Crawlspaces can have low oxygen, rodents, and old wiring. If you have any doubt, don't enter. We'll go in for you.

Inspect & diagnose

Leak Investigations

A ceiling stain almost never starts where you see it. Trace water uphill — it follows framing, then drops at the lowest point.

Your checklist

  • Photograph the stain, then mark the edge with painter's tape so you can see if it grows.
  • Check directly above: bathroom, roof vent, valley, or HVAC line.
  • Run the shower or sink directly upstairs for five minutes and watch the spot.
  • If nothing changes, climb up and check the roof for missing shingles, lifted flashing, or debris in valleys.
  • Shut off the water if you suspect a supply line and call us.

Call us when: The stain is growing, wet to the touch, or you smell mildew. Speed matters.

Water damage gets worse by the hour. If you see active leaking, soft drywall, or musty smells, shut the water off, take photos, and call us same-day.

Inspect & diagnose

Roof Inspections

You don't need to walk the roof. Most issues are visible from the ground with binoculars and from inside the attic with a flashlight.

Your checklist

  • From the ground, scan every slope for missing, lifted, or dark-streaked shingles.
  • Check the valleys for debris, moss, or worn material.
  • Look at flashing around chimneys, vents, and skylights for lifted edges or torn sealant.
  • From inside the attic, look for daylight, dark wood, or watermarks on the underside of the roof deck.
  • Photograph anything you spot and note the date.

Call us when: You spot missing or curling shingles, moss patches, or daylight in the attic.

Don't walk a wet or steep roof. PNW moss makes everything slippery. Send us photos and we'll handle it.

When things go wrong

When things go wrong

Water Damage Response

The first 24 hours decide whether this is a mop job or a mold remediation. Stop the water, get air moving, document everything.

Your checklist

  • Shut the water off at the main valve. Know where this is before you ever need it.
  • Kill power to any wet outlets at the breaker.
  • Move furniture, rugs, and electronics out of the wet area.
  • Pull up wet carpet pad if you can. It traps moisture against the floor.
  • Set fans and a dehumidifier and run them around the clock.
  • Photograph every angle for your insurance claim before cleanup.
  • Call us. We coordinate with mitigation crews and handle the rebuild.

Call us when: Now. Today. The longer this sits, the more it costs.

Water damage gets worse by the hour. If you see active leaking, soft drywall, or musty smells, shut the water off, take photos, and call us same-day.

Exterior

Exterior

Gutter Cleaning and Repair

Clogged gutters are the #1 cause of fascia rot, basement leaks, and ice dams in the PNW. Clean them twice: late spring and after leaf fall.

Your checklist

  • Wait for a dry day. Set the ladder on level ground with a spotter.
  • Scoop debris into a bucket, working from the downspout outward.
  • Flush each section with a hose. Watch how it drains.
  • Re-seat any loose hangers. Replace any that are pulled out of the fascia.
  • Inspect downspout extensions. They should carry water at least 4 feet from the foundation.

Call us when: You're not comfortable on a ladder, the gutters sag, or downspouts spill at every seam.

Most gutter injuries are ladder falls. If your home is two stories or the ladder feels sketchy, hand it to us.

Exterior

Deck Repairs

Boards rot from the underside first. Tap suspicious boards with a screwdriver — soft wood means replace.

Your checklist

  • Walk the deck barefoot. Anything that flexes or creaks is a candidate.
  • Probe boards with a screwdriver, especially near posts and railings.
  • Replace popped or rusted nails with longer deck screws.
  • Pull a few suspect boards and inspect the joists below.
  • Clean off moss and debris, then plan to stain in the next dry stretch.

Call us when: Joists are soft, ledger flashing is missing, or railings move when you lean on them.

If you find rot, cracked framing, or anything load-bearing, stop. Send us a photo before going further.

Exterior

Fence Repairs

Most fence failures start at the post, not the picket. Push every post hard — if it rocks, the post is rotting at grade.

Your checklist

  • Push every post at chest height. Note the wobbly ones.
  • Look at each post where it meets the ground for cracking or soft wood.
  • Reattach any loose pickets with exterior screws.
  • Tighten or replace gate hinges and latches.
  • Plan post replacements before winter winds — that's when fences come down.

Call us when: Multiple posts are loose or the fence is leaning more than a few inches.

Exterior

Siding Repairs

Cracked or popped siding lets water behind the wall. The fix is usually small if you catch it in the same season.

Your checklist

  • Walk every elevation and note cracks, gaps, or pulled-away pieces.
  • Re-caulk butt joints and around windows where caulk has split.
  • Re-nail loose boards with stainless or galvanized siding nails.
  • Look closely at the bottom course near the ground for splash damage.
  • Touch up paint anywhere bare wood is showing.

Call us when: Multiple boards are loose, you see wet sheathing behind a panel, or there's paint failure across whole walls.

If you find rot, cracked framing, or anything load-bearing, stop. Send us a photo before going further.

Handyman

Handyman

Handyman Punch List

Make one list for the whole house. Doing small jobs in a batch is faster, cheaper, and more satisfying than fixing them one at a time.

Your checklist

  • Walk the whole house with a notepad in one pass.
  • Note every squeaky hinge, sticky door, loose handle, and wobbly toilet.
  • Group by tool: screwdriver, drill, caulk gun, paint.
  • Hit the screwdriver list first — it's almost always the fastest.
  • Save anything overhead, electrical, or plumbing for one batched visit from us.

Call us when: Your list has more than five items, or it's been sitting on the fridge for over a month.

Install

Install

Door Installation

A door that won't latch or drags on the threshold is almost always a hinge issue, not a door issue. Try the shim trick before buying a new door.

Your checklist

  • Open the door fully and inspect each hinge for backed-out screws.
  • Replace the top-hinge center screw with a 3-inch screw into the framing.
  • Tighten every other hinge screw firmly.
  • If it still rubs, plane or sand the trailing edge a hair.
  • For sticky weatherstripping, replace it — it's cheap and makes a real difference.

Call us when: The frame is rotted, the rough opening is out of square, or you're swapping an exterior door.

Install

Lighting Fixture Install

Swapping a like-for-like fixture is a 20-minute job if the box and wiring are healthy. The hard part is the ladder and the box weight.

Your checklist

  • Flip the breaker. Test with a non-contact voltage tester before touching anything.
  • Drop the old fixture and photograph the wiring before disconnecting.
  • Match white-to-white, black-to-black, ground-to-ground or bare copper.
  • Tug each wire nut to confirm it's tight.
  • Restore power and test the switch before mounting the new trim.

Call us when: You want recessed cans added, a ceiling fan installed, or any new circuit run.

Electrical work can be dangerous. Always turn the breaker off. If a wire is hot, scorched, or you're unsure, stop and call a licensed electrician or us.

Install

Smart Home Add-Ons

Start small. A smart thermostat and two smart bulbs will teach you what you actually want before you wire the whole house.

Your checklist

  • Pick one ecosystem (Apple, Google, or Amazon) and stick to it.
  • Make sure your Wi-Fi reaches every device location before you buy.
  • Start with a smart thermostat — biggest payoff for the work.
  • Add a smart doorbell only if you have existing chime wiring.
  • Label every smart device in your app so the family knows what it is.

Call us when: You want hardwired devices (cameras, doorbells, smart switches) installed cleanly with the right neutral wiring.

Carpentry

Carpentry

Trim and Molding

Tight miters and clean caulk lines separate amateur work from finished work. Spend more time on the cuts than the install.

Your checklist

  • Measure twice. Dry-fit every joint before nailing.
  • Cut outside corners slightly long and shave to fit.
  • Use a brad nailer, not finish nails by hand. The recoil moves the joint.
  • Set every nail, fill the holes, and caulk every seam before painting.
  • Sand caulk lightly with a damp finger for a crisp edge.

Call us when: You're doing a whole room, dealing with rounded drywall corners, or matching historical profiles.

Maintenance

Maintenance

Caulking and Sealing

Failed caulk is how water gets behind tile, trim, and siding. Walk the house once a season and re-do anything cracked or pulled away.

Your checklist

  • Cut out the old caulk completely with a utility knife. Don't caulk over caulk.
  • Vacuum and wipe the joint with isopropyl alcohol.
  • Use silicone in wet areas (tub, shower, exterior). Use paintable acrylic-latex on interior trim.
  • Run one steady bead, then smooth with a wet fingertip in one pass.
  • Don't run water on a fresh bead for 24 hours.

Call us when: You see black mildew under the caulk or the joint has separated more than 1/4 inch.

Maintenance

Home Maintenance Programs

Pick a recurring cadence and follow it. Spring, fall, and a mid-winter walk catch 90% of issues before they cost real money.

Your checklist

  • Spring: gutters, exterior caulk, deck wash, AC tune-up, hose bibs.
  • Summer: paint touch-ups, fence and deck stain, exterior wood.
  • Fall: gutters again, furnace filter, weatherstripping, drain hoses.
  • Winter: roof scan after storms, attic check for ice dams, plumbing in unheated spaces.
  • Anytime: smoke and CO detectors, water heater drip pan, sump pump test.

Call us when: You'd rather not remember any of this. We do exactly this for HomeCare+ members.

Maintenance

Mold Prevention

Mold needs moisture, food, and stagnant air. Remove any one of the three and you remove the problem.

Your checklist

  • Run bathroom fans for 20 minutes after every shower.
  • Keep indoor humidity between 40 and 55 percent. A $20 hygrometer is worth it.
  • Wipe window sills and condensation daily during cold months.
  • Inspect under sinks monthly for slow drips.
  • Keep furniture an inch off exterior walls in damp rooms.

Call us when: You can smell it, see it spreading, or anyone in the home is sensitive.

Black mold isn't always toxic, but treat any large patch (over one square foot) as a job for a remediation pro. We'll coordinate.

Maintenance

Property Maintenance

If you own a rental or a second home, the worst thing is a small problem you didn't see. Schedule a real walk-through every quarter, not just a drive-by.

Your checklist

  • Walk every room. Open closets. Look at ceilings.
  • Run every faucet and check under each sink.
  • Test smoke and CO detectors. Replace batteries.
  • Walk the exterior and look at the roof, gutters, and foundation.
  • Document with dated photos. Compare to last quarter.

Call us when: You can't be there in person, or your tenant has reported anything water-related.

Maintenance

Seasonal Maintenance

Two big visits a year — one in spring, one in fall — keep most homes out of trouble. Don't overthink it.

Your checklist

  • Spring: clean gutters, wash exterior, re-caulk where needed, service AC.
  • Fall: clean gutters again, service furnace, weatherstrip doors, drain hose bibs.
  • Year-round: change furnace filter every 90 days.
  • Year-round: vacuum dryer vent twice a year — fire risk.
  • Once: write the seasonal plan down and pin it to the fridge.

Call us when: You'd rather not own a ladder. Or a checklist.

Paint

Paint

Interior Painting

Prep is 80% of a great paint job. If you're rushing the prep, the finish will show it forever.

Your checklist

  • Move furniture to the middle, drop cloth everything, tape edges.
  • Patch and sand every nail hole, dent, and crack.
  • Wipe walls with a damp microfiber to remove dust.
  • Cut in with a brush, then roll in a W pattern.
  • Two coats. Always. Even on like-for-like.

Call us when: You have ceilings, stairwells, more than one room, or you want spray-grade finish on trim.

Paint

Exterior Painting

PNW exterior paint lives or dies on prep and timing. Paint in the dry stretch, prep like you mean it, and use the best paint you can afford.

Your checklist

  • Wash the siding and let it dry for two full days.
  • Scrape failing paint, sand the edges, and spot-prime bare wood.
  • Re-caulk every joint that's split.
  • Pick a stretch of three dry days and start with the high stuff.
  • Cut in by hand, then back-roll sprayed areas for adhesion.

Call us when: Anything two stories or higher, lots of failing paint, or you want it to last 10+ years.

Pre-1978 paint may contain lead. Don't sand or scrape it yourself — call a certified lead-safe contractor.

Remodel

Remodel

Aging in Place Upgrades

Small changes prevent the falls that change everything. Start with the bathroom and the steps from the garage.

Your checklist

  • Add grab bars in the shower and next to the toilet — anchored into framing, not just drywall.
  • Swap the bath mat for a textured non-slip surface.
  • Add motion-activated night lights from the bedroom to the bathroom.
  • Switch round door knobs to lever handles.
  • Make sure there's a handrail on both sides of every staircase.

Call us when: You want it done right the first time, blocked properly into framing, and matched to the home's style.

Remodel

Bathroom Remodeling

Most bathroom budgets get blown on changing the layout. Keep the toilet, tub, and sink in the same spots and your dollars go to finishes.

Your checklist

  • Pick the tile and fixtures first. Build the budget around them.
  • Decide what stays. Plumbing locations are the most expensive thing to change.
  • Plan for a vent fan ducted to the outside, not the attic.
  • Pick a single, durable grout color you can re-apply later.
  • Plan one outlet you wish you had. You'll always want it.

Call us when: You're moving anything plumbing-related, going down to studs, or replacing tile.

Remodel

Cabinet Refresh

If the boxes are solid, you don't need new cabinets. Paint, new hardware, and soft-close hinges will buy you another decade.

Your checklist

  • Take every door and drawer off. Label the back with painter's tape.
  • Clean every surface with TSP-substitute. Grease kills paint adhesion.
  • Sand lightly, prime with a bonding primer, then two thin coats of cabinet enamel.
  • Swap hinges for soft-close while everything is off.
  • Reinstall hardware with a template so every pull is square.

Call us when: You want a true spray-grade finish — brush marks on cabinets show every time.

Remodel

Kitchen Remodeling

The kitchen is the most expensive room per square foot. Plan it on paper for a month before you swing a hammer.

Your checklist

  • Live with your current kitchen for a week and write down every annoyance.
  • Decide what stays. Layout changes are the line item that grows the most.
  • Pick appliances early. Their dimensions drive the cabinets.
  • Plan more outlets and more lighting than you think you need.
  • Build in a 15% contingency. You will use it.

Call us when: You're moving the sink, adding an island, opening a wall, or changing electrical.

Repair

Repair

Drywall Repair

Small dings are 20 minutes. Anything bigger than a fist is a patch job. Anything wet is a different problem entirely.

Your checklist

  • Press around the damage. If it's soft or stained, find the leak first.
  • For nail pops: drive a drywall screw an inch above, then re-set the nail and mud both.
  • For small holes: stick-on mesh patch, three thin coats of joint compound, sand between coats.
  • For larger holes: cut a clean square, add backing strips, cut a new piece to fit.
  • Prime before painting. Fresh mud sucks the sheen out of paint.

Call us when: The hole is bigger than a softball, the drywall is wet, or you can see anything behind it that isn't insulation.

Repair

Flooring Repairs

Most floor 'damage' is one or two boards or tiles. Replacing them is much cheaper than redoing the whole floor — if you can find matching material.

Your checklist

  • Identify the floor type — engineered, solid, LVP, laminate, tile.
  • Search for leftover material in closets, the garage, or the attic.
  • If matching is impossible, plan to replace a full run or transition at a doorway.
  • Walk the area in stocking feet. Anything that gives is a subfloor issue, not a finish issue.
  • Photograph and measure before pulling anything up.

Call us when: The subfloor is soft, you see staining underneath, or more than 10% of the floor is damaged.

If you find rot, cracked framing, or anything load-bearing, stop. Send us a photo before going further.

Repair

Tile and Grout Repair

Cracked grout is the early warning system for a shower leak. Re-grouting buys you years if the tile itself is sound.

Your checklist

  • Tap every tile. A hollow sound means it's not bonded anymore.
  • Scrape out failed grout with a carbide grout saw down to clean grout.
  • Vacuum the joints completely. Dust ruins grout.
  • Mix grout thin enough to flow but thick enough to hold a peak.
  • Let it cure 24 hours before sealing. Seal it. Don't skip.

Call us when: Tiles are loose, drummy when you tap them, or you see staining on the ceiling below.

Repair

Window Repairs

Foggy double-pane glass means the seal is broken. The glass can be swapped without replacing the whole window.

Your checklist

  • Check the weep holes at the bottom of the exterior frame. Clear them with a toothpick.
  • Re-caulk the exterior trim where the bead has cracked.
  • Lubricate sash tracks with silicone spray, never WD-40.
  • Replace torn weatherstripping with the matching profile from the manufacturer.
  • Tighten or replace failing locks and latches.

Call us when: The frame is rotted, water comes in around the trim, or the window won't latch.

Rather hand the whole list off?

One call. We bring the tools, the materials, and the experience. Most clients start with a Home Health Assessment so we can rank everything in one visit.